Wednesday, July 23, 2003
Much better mood today.
Thank the goodness.
However, my comments are PISSING me the fuck off! I have tried adding “Squawkbox” in an effort to get some sort of comment system back, but instead, all I got was a “SquawkboxTV” icon. No comments. RAWR! Ari is having the same trouble, so at least I am not alone in my problem. Why oh why is my blogger so gay?
Don’t answer that.
72 hours until I leave for the biggest trip of my life! Woo HOOODLE! So thrilled. Boneriffic! Supersplendific! Cumonmyfaceeriffic! Ieatmyownshittastic! enough.
After my rehearsal last night, I was shocked to find Paul waiting for me in my bedroom at home. After the night we had on Monday, I was sure I wouldn’t hear from him again until the trip, but there he was…totally brightening my mood. We had a good rest of the night together. We watched Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. It’s pretty good. And that’s about all I have to say about that. (can you tell that it made quite the impression on me?)
HOWEVER…Paul introduced me to a show called Da Ali G. It’s this one-man show on HBO. I don’t really know how to describe it, without ruining it, except to say that it is the funniest shit I have seen in my whole entire life. While watching back to back to back episodes the other night, I couldn’t contain my howling laughter. I mean, seriously. It is SO funny that I would give up sex with Paul every night if I could just watch 10 minutes of it. Oh. Oops. I’ve already given up sex with Paul. Yeah, even trade. Please please PLEASE take 27 minutes out of your day to tune in and watch it. I promise you will not be disappointed. The end.
I did, in fact, cancel my plans with Ahmad for this evening. He handled it very well, as he is porking his new gay boyfriend, Leo. Ahmad called me to wish me a “Good trip” and I brought up the Leo thing. Just to know what was going on. He got all uncomfortable and was like “I can’t talk about this at work.” Yeah fucking right. So I pushed him farther. “How long have you and Leo been dating?” “About a week or two.” “Have you hooked up?” “Yes, but it was very minor. Kissing here and there.” (Then I found the opportunity to zing him) “Do you realize, Ahmad, that in the last 7 weeks you have had 3 different partners?” (Like I give a shit at ALL about that, but I KNEW that it would make him a bit upset) “Yes, I realize that Joe. But I would settle on one partner if the guy was just interested enough to continue our relationship.” OOOPS. Pushed that one too far. “No, you definitely should pursue things with Leo. Um…I gotta go now.” I laughed it off and got off the phone slapping myself in the head. Why do I DO things like that? Am I really that immature?
Don’t answer that question either.
I am about to leave to have lunch with Mariah. I am taking a 2-hour lunch today. I just decided. I also decided that I love candy-coated candy. Yum, right?
UM!
I just got back from my lunch with Mariah. You are NEVER going to believe what happened! We were casually sitting, having a nice lunch, when chaos broke loose! People go RUNNING down the street, cop cars are everywhere, and there is tons of screaming. Everyone in the restaurant gets up and walks outside. Mariah and I pick up the baby she is the nanny for and we join the crowd. Down the block, we are told, there is a GUNMAN shooting people in City Hall! UM!!!!!! We all duck back into the restaurant as the police scream to everyone “Get off the street! Move into the buildings!”
We rush back to our table and one of the bartenders turns the television to CNN. We watch as they do a live broadcast, telling of a crazy person shooting people in City Hall. Councilman James Davis was killed and as of right now, we don't know who else was killed.
It is RIGHT OUTSIDE the spot that we chose to have lunch! We barely finish our meals and grab our shit to go. She and I barrel through the crowds and make it to the subway. It was absolutely NUTS! And it also figures…the day I take a 2-hour lunch is the day that I end up in the middle of gunfire. (ok, so not so in the middle of gunfire, but CLOSE ENOUGH!)
All in all it was great to see Mariah and I love that every time she and I get together, there is madness. It makes hanging out with her so exciting. BTW…amidst the chaos, the baby wanted nothing, but to eat my french fries. Stupid baby.
Ok…I am almost done with work and THANK HEAVENS!
This week has been an udder beast.
Yes I meant UDDER.
It’s been a beast with teets.
Thank the goodness.
However, my comments are PISSING me the fuck off! I have tried adding “Squawkbox” in an effort to get some sort of comment system back, but instead, all I got was a “SquawkboxTV” icon. No comments. RAWR! Ari is having the same trouble, so at least I am not alone in my problem. Why oh why is my blogger so gay?
Don’t answer that.
72 hours until I leave for the biggest trip of my life! Woo HOOODLE! So thrilled. Boneriffic! Supersplendific! Cumonmyfaceeriffic! Ieatmyownshittastic! enough.
After my rehearsal last night, I was shocked to find Paul waiting for me in my bedroom at home. After the night we had on Monday, I was sure I wouldn’t hear from him again until the trip, but there he was…totally brightening my mood. We had a good rest of the night together. We watched Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. It’s pretty good. And that’s about all I have to say about that. (can you tell that it made quite the impression on me?)
HOWEVER…Paul introduced me to a show called Da Ali G. It’s this one-man show on HBO. I don’t really know how to describe it, without ruining it, except to say that it is the funniest shit I have seen in my whole entire life. While watching back to back to back episodes the other night, I couldn’t contain my howling laughter. I mean, seriously. It is SO funny that I would give up sex with Paul every night if I could just watch 10 minutes of it. Oh. Oops. I’ve already given up sex with Paul. Yeah, even trade. Please please PLEASE take 27 minutes out of your day to tune in and watch it. I promise you will not be disappointed. The end.
I did, in fact, cancel my plans with Ahmad for this evening. He handled it very well, as he is porking his new gay boyfriend, Leo. Ahmad called me to wish me a “Good trip” and I brought up the Leo thing. Just to know what was going on. He got all uncomfortable and was like “I can’t talk about this at work.” Yeah fucking right. So I pushed him farther. “How long have you and Leo been dating?” “About a week or two.” “Have you hooked up?” “Yes, but it was very minor. Kissing here and there.” (Then I found the opportunity to zing him) “Do you realize, Ahmad, that in the last 7 weeks you have had 3 different partners?” (Like I give a shit at ALL about that, but I KNEW that it would make him a bit upset) “Yes, I realize that Joe. But I would settle on one partner if the guy was just interested enough to continue our relationship.” OOOPS. Pushed that one too far. “No, you definitely should pursue things with Leo. Um…I gotta go now.” I laughed it off and got off the phone slapping myself in the head. Why do I DO things like that? Am I really that immature?
Don’t answer that question either.
I am about to leave to have lunch with Mariah. I am taking a 2-hour lunch today. I just decided. I also decided that I love candy-coated candy. Yum, right?
UM!
I just got back from my lunch with Mariah. You are NEVER going to believe what happened! We were casually sitting, having a nice lunch, when chaos broke loose! People go RUNNING down the street, cop cars are everywhere, and there is tons of screaming. Everyone in the restaurant gets up and walks outside. Mariah and I pick up the baby she is the nanny for and we join the crowd. Down the block, we are told, there is a GUNMAN shooting people in City Hall! UM!!!!!! We all duck back into the restaurant as the police scream to everyone “Get off the street! Move into the buildings!”
We rush back to our table and one of the bartenders turns the television to CNN. We watch as they do a live broadcast, telling of a crazy person shooting people in City Hall. Councilman James Davis was killed and as of right now, we don't know who else was killed.
It is RIGHT OUTSIDE the spot that we chose to have lunch! We barely finish our meals and grab our shit to go. She and I barrel through the crowds and make it to the subway. It was absolutely NUTS! And it also figures…the day I take a 2-hour lunch is the day that I end up in the middle of gunfire. (ok, so not so in the middle of gunfire, but CLOSE ENOUGH!)
All in all it was great to see Mariah and I love that every time she and I get together, there is madness. It makes hanging out with her so exciting. BTW…amidst the chaos, the baby wanted nothing, but to eat my french fries. Stupid baby.
Ok…I am almost done with work and THANK HEAVENS!
This week has been an udder beast.
Yes I meant UDDER.
It’s been a beast with teets.
